This parade of bizarre has been absolutely fascinating. :D
I especially liked the poison gland on the anatomy chart. Charming!

-M.

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And as a vet you know my veracity is indisputable!

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Haha, and educational as well! This misinformation about unicorns must go on no longer.
Let's all storm wikipedia post haste!

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These have been the funniest, most terror inducing images you have drawn yet. I pray I never meet these in some dark forest. (or should I say, darke foreste)

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Just don't go wandering around Tinkle Moors at the witching hour.

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I heard the piss puddles are waist deep!

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I just KNOW that swamp smells like fart-gas. In fact, I think this guy is clenching one now... You always bring me a smile, Mutley, dear!

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Yes, the wretched stench of a unicorn has remained unaltered since is mesozoic days. Indeed the best warning sign in the olden days that you were being stalked like some virginal dune grub was the odious funk of marshmallow halitosis and rotting rainbows.

:^)

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And yet somehow more handsome than its descendant...

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It's a noble noble beast, yes. More virgins in those days I'd say.

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Pingers as big as a man's arm!

Aye, thems were times a' terrible danger...

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Even the rainbows were bigger and more ferocious!

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And the glitter keeps on going. And I'm so happy to give it to you. You totally deserve it. :D

You know, at first I thought it was an old, shrimped unicorn - if there's such a thing. But of course, being the innocent person I am, I forgot I know nothing of Unicorn History. Shame. Such a magnificent culture.

I blame my primary school teachers.

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A shrimped unicorn? I'm taking note and add it to my growing mythology. :^)

My unicorn education was full of holes too until I went to Magic Unicorn Isle. I came back changed and determined!

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I have a sudden desire to watch Jurassic Park, but with all the dinosaurs replaced by their unicornular equivalents:

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Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two Unisauruses you didn't even know were there. Because Unisaurus's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable hooger, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

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